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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Sorry about your wait
What do you get from a pampered cow
I would avoid the sushi
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Dads 50th birthday card
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
People say they pick their nose
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