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Dad Jokes: What Do You Call A Fat
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I made a pencil with two erasers
The rotation of earth
A furniture store keeps calling me
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Make me a sandwich!
When a dad drives past a cow
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