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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
Did you hear the rumor about butter
What do you get from a pampered cow
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
My wife is really mad at the fact that
I made a pencil with two erasers
I would avoid the sushi
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