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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Marriage Is Like A Bar Of Soap. It Smells Delicious
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• How Do You Make A Blonde's Eyes Light Up
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• Men Are Like Placemats, They Only Show Up When There
• If The Facts Don't Fit The Theory, Change The
• You Have Two Parts Of Brain, 'left' And 'right'. In

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• Nowadays, Most Of The Children Dream About An IPhone, When
• Books Are Just TV For Smart People
• It Is Always The Wrong Time Of Month
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