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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Couple Beside Me In Restaurant Are On A Blind Date
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