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95% of all lawyers, give the rest a bad name!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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Why is the national institute of health substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree
I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river
Justice is a dish best served cold
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
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