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One Liner Jokes: I Named A Comet After You
I named a comet after you. It's called "piece of shit comet".
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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The Human Soul Weighs 1.2lbs. I Know Because I
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