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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I have a dad bod
I made a pencil with two erasers
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Can you put the cat out
Sorry about your wait
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
When a dad drives past a cow
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I don't trust stairs
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