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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
How many lawyers does it take to screw?
At a trial an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination
What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth
Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
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