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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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