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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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A furniture store keeps calling me
Did you hear about the circus fire
I don't play soccer
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I made a pencil with two erasers
I just watched a program about beavers
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Did you hear the rumor about butter
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I've got a great joke about construction
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