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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
How do I look?
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
People say they pick their nose
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Want to hear a joke about paper
I don't play soccer
What time did the man go to the dentist
I just watched a program about beavers
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