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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices a dishy blonde behind him has raised her hand and is smiling at him
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Last week i purchased a burger at burger king for 158
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I just got my new lexus rx400h and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that i couldn t figure out how the radio worked
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Two guys were walking along a road in georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop
A little guy is sitting at a counter eating breakfast
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Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent
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