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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Dads 50th birthday card
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I have a dad bod
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
What's brown and sticky
When you ask a dad if he's alright
How does a penguin build it's house
The rotation of earth
I've got a great joke about construction
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