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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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How Do You Keep Your Husband From Reading Your E
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My Math Teacher Called Me Average. How Mean
A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky
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