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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I made a pencil with two erasers
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Can you put the cat out
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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