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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Soup or salad?
Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a graveyard
I've got a great joke about construction
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Soup or salad?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Why did the coffee file a police report
People say they pick their nose
Why don't eggs tell jokes
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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I Wish There Was A Way To Keep In Touch
Three women all worked in the same office with the same female boss
Sometimes i feel like a pair of curtains
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