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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Can you put the cat out
How does a penguin build it's house
People don't like having to bend over
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
When a dad drives past a graveyard
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Did you hear the rumor about butter
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