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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Soup or salad?
Dads 50th birthday card
When a dad drives past a graveyard
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I've never gone to a gun range before
How do you make a Kleenex dance
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
What do you call a fat psychic
I just watched a program about beavers
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