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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a cow
Why did the scarecrow win an award
What do you call a fake noodle
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What do you call a fat psychic
Two goldfish are in a tank
When you ask a dad if he's alright
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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Your So Butters That Clover The Butter Company Used You
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I Took A Viagra The Other Day. It Got Caught
You May Have A Heart Of Gold, But So Does
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