An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator.
Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart.
Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.
Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell.
A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.
'Holy cow!
What's that smell?'
'I don't know, sir.
I don't smell anything.
What does it smell like to you?'
'Like someone crapped a Christmas tree.'
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