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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What time did the man go to the dentist
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Make me a sandwich!
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
How do you get a squirrel to like you
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I don't play soccer
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