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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Sorry about your wait
The rotation of earth
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I could tell a joke about pizza
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Why did the scarecrow win an award
How does a penguin build it's house
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What do you get from a pampered cow
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The Wife Of My Friend Is Not A Woman To
An indian chief is driving his cadillac somewhere at nevada
Hav u eva herd da movie constipated
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If you have a nfl and ncaa football player in the same car at the same time who drives
Dick cheney walks into the oval office and sees the president whooping and hollering