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Lawyers Jokes: Definition Of A Lawyer
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage
You might be a lawyer if
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant
It was so cold today i saw a lawyer
A judge working a double homicide case tells the defendant you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
You know you need a different lawyer when
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question have you ever been arrested
A brooklyn lawyer a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend
An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
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