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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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I would avoid the sushi
Hey I was thinking
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Did you hear about the circus fire
Why don't eggs tell jokes
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Why did the scarecrow win an award
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