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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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After spending time with eve adam was walking in the garden with god
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
An amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop
A team of archaeologists is excavating in israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman a donkey a shovel a fish and a star of david on the wall
There s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions
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