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Computer Jokes: We Are Microsoft
We are Microsoft, 'Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated!'
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99 little bugs in the code
Best computer jokes
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By following the instructions below you should have error-free long-lasting floppy disks
If microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then
There was once a young man who in his youth professed a desire to become a great writer
99 little bugs in the code
The golden e-mail rules
A computer techy was helping a friend set up his computer and he wanted to log in with a password
The latest report on windows new error codes assigned
Bill gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors 2
I have two brothers one works at microsoft the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber
This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness
Random computer jokes
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10 computer jokes
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A helicopter was flying around above seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft s electronic navigation and communications equipment
How many ibm employees does it take to screw in a light bulb
A computer techy was helping a friend set up his computer and he wanted to log in with a password
99 little bugs in the code
Error codes in windows
Look out these are the new viruses
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin
There are three engineers in a car an electrical engineer a chemical engineer and a microsoft engineer
If microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then
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