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Dad Jokes: What Do You Call An Elephant
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
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What do you call a fake noodle
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
The shovel
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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