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Dad Jokes: Can You Put The Cat Out
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.
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When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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When a dad drives past a graveyard
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