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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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10 dad jokes
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
What time did the man go to the dentist
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
I don't play soccer
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Paper or plastic?
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
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