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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I have a dad bod
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
When a dad drives past a graveyard
What do you get from a pampered cow
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
How many apples grow on a tree
Did you hear about the circus fire
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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