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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I used to hate facial hair
Paper or plastic?
Would you like the milk in a bag
Did you hear the rumor about butter
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
What's brown and sticky
How many apples grow on a tree
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