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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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The shovel
I don't play soccer
Did you hear about the circus fire
People don't like having to bend over
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
When you ask a dad if he's alright
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Paper or plastic?
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