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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
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What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
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What kind of condoms do snakes use
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree
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