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Lawyers Jokes: What Is The Ideal Weight Of
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
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What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
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What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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At the rate law schools are turning them out
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers
A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this
Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night
A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
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