4funnies
Dad Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Dad Jokes
/ I Would Avoid The Sushi
Dad Jokes: I Would Avoid The Sushi
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
Next Joke:
What do you call a fat psychic
Best dad jokes
These are the
best 10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
What do you call a fake noodle
When a dad drives past a graveyard
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How does a penguin build it's house
I don't play soccer
Want to hear a joke about paper
Two goldfish are in a tank
I've never gone to a gun range before
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Why did the coffee file a police report
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
Yo mama is so fat she breaks
What does a bulimic call two fingers
Why Wasn't Jesus Born In The USA? Because God
Yo mama is so fat she fell off the
God Gave Us The Brain To Work Out Problems. However
Would you like the milk in a bag
Twitter Is Just LinkedIn For The Chronically Unemployed
What Does A Skeleton Orders At A Restaurant? Spare Ribs
I've Got My Ion You, Baby
Pasta