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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Can you put the cat out
Can you put my shoes on
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I made a pencil with two erasers
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Want to hear a joke about paper
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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She is so blonde that she thought
What do you get when you cross bill clinton and george bush?
Impress a woman and a man
Yo mama so old all of her dreams are