Heres this lady who has been married for a lot of years and her husband just died.
She feeling lonely she puts an ad in the paper say that she is looking for man who wont abuse her, run away from her, but most importantly can give her excellent pleasure.
So one day this man comes along with no arms or legs and rings the door bell.
She answers the door and says im your man.
She looks at him and but you have no arms.
he says exactly i cant abuse you.
so she says but u also have no legs.
he says exactly i cant run away from you.
than she says but i need a man that can give me pleasure.
and he say how do u think i rung the door bell
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