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One Liner Jokes: Forget Hydrogen, You're My Number
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Random one liner jokes
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My Girlfriends Dad Asked Me What I Do. Apparently, "your
Never Argue With A Woman When She's Tired...or
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