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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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Did you hear the rumor about butter
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Soup or salad?
Did you hear about the circus fire
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I made a pencil with two erasers
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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