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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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