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Dad Jokes: I Don't Play Soccer
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I made a pencil with two erasers
I would avoid the sushi
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Two goldfish are in a tank
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
My daughter screeched
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