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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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10 dad jokes
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How many apples grow on a tree
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
People say they pick their nose
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I made a pencil with two erasers
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
My wife is really mad at the fact that
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