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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Dont Be Afraid To Stand For What You Believe In
I Park In The Farthest Spot Possible At The Gym
My Wine Drinking Is Merely Functional... My Personality Is Better
I Burnt My Hawaiian Pizza Today. Should Have Cooked It
Have Hope For The Future, But Maybe Build A Bomb
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Refusing To Go To The Gym Counts As Resistance Training
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