A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea.
She pleads, 'Please God, save my only grandson!
I beg of you, bring him back!'
And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new.
She looks up to heaven and says, 'He had a hat!
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