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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago
How do I look?
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Can you put the cat out
I just watched a program about beavers
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you get from a pampered cow
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Don t forget a bucket
The shovel
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