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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Two men were out fishing when they found a lamp floating in the water
A mexican walks into a bakery and asks may i have a bum please
A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country
A nun at a catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up
A fat man is dancing at a disco and he is approached by a beautiful woman
If i cut off my right butt-cheek
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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