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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
An illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of chicago for a vacation in florida
A guy dies and is sent to hell
A team of archaeologists is excavating in israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman a donkey a shovel a fish and a star of david on the wall
A little kid asks his father daddy is god a man or a woman
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish
St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
A jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea
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