A pregnant woman walked into a bakery and said to the baker 'i am pregnant and your the father'
The baker seemed shocked by this but since it was his son the bakery he said he would supply her with free food untill the baby was 18.
In the future the mother was to ill to get the food so she sent her son instead.
when he said who he was to the baker he seem quiet suspicsous he asked the boy how old he was and he replied 19.
The baker realized she had been lieing to him for 1 year.
He said to the boy 'go home and tell your mom that Im not giving her anymore food and wacth the expression on her face'
So the boy whent home and told his mom.
His mum just smiled and said 'go back and tell him your not his real son and wacht the expression his face!
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