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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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I Intend To Live Forever. So Far, So Good
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I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find
'I Was In Tesco's And I Saw This Man
You Take Away The Looks, Money, Intelligence, Charm And Success
We Can't Afford To Take Our Kids To A
Infamy! Infamy! They've All Got It In For Me
I'll Clean My House When The Last Kid Has
I'm Learning The Hokey Cokey. Not All Of It
There's No "I" In Denial
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